Americans wonder how to return masculinity to America. American men frequently look like other people on earth – uncouth, dirty, unkempt, degenerated, hippie communistic. They play paddleball and attempt to solve their personal appearance issues with feminine solvents – cosmetics, lotions and other makeups. Nobody watches boxing matches anymore. Do Americans want their males to be girly-men?

American men should have their beards and mustaches shaved every day. Shaving will prevent confusion and make it easier to identify Americans. Otherwise, American men with beards and mustaches took like scruffy terrorists, leftists and socialists who attack schools, institutions and facilities with bombs and guns, and are from the unruly mob which are the worst of the worst.

American men who refuse to shave and identity themselves as American should lose the right to vote.This provision should be added to the SAVE ACT. Men who look like Americans should not be confused with the bearded. unruly mob masses. In short any unshaven, unkempt bearded man should not be allowed to vote in American elections. It’s an easy identification match: Have a beard, lose the right to vote. This provision plus two more below, should bring enough support to get the SAVE Act through the Senate.

As a Public Relations start, MAGA has to show patriotism to the United States of America. Don Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Kash Patel, J.D. Vance, Harold Lutnick, Markwayne Mullin, Steve Bannon and other Donald Trump supporters from MAGA should demonstrate their loyalty to the USA. Televise and let the American people see and watch patriotic droppings. These men being clean shaven will create a basis for solidarity to support the President’s foreign war policies. 

The shaving campaign will also have economic benefits, for barbers and for shaving razor companies, for advertisers promoting sales on TV, in publications, and on the Internet. Americans may again see beautiful women kissing and holding clean, shaven faces like Americans saw in the past. Make America Great Again.

A shaving campaign will improve American health and hygiene. It is well-known that bearded men leave morsels and bits of food in their beards to consume between meals. Unshaven men use their lizard tongues to get ahold captured crumps in beards. Those tongues are contaminated and unsanitary and spread disease. Because of beards American men are sick.

A man having no hair atop his head is a feature of American manhood. No male is truly American unless he’s been scalped. Each American man should get a hair cut, a butch, because to be patriotic American men don’t want to ornament themselves., with soaps and lotions, and perfumes and fragrances. This fashion change will return men of the United States to the barber shop, a masculine setting where men can be men. All said there is confidential. What is said in the chair falls to the floor and is swept away. Men can be friends with others who look like them, not made up covering wrinkles, skin cancers and  rashes. Men can have honest-to-goodness experiences with one another and conversations can cover the gambit.

Shave and cut, get a splash of Old Spice. American men should appear regimented. Make America Great Again!